<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Pint Size Fiction]]></title><description><![CDATA[we write very short stories]]></description><link>https://www.pintsizefiction.com</link><image><url>https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!0FTL!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcb672c1e-0bd4-42a9-b729-9398e8c15454_751x751.jpeg</url><title>Pint Size Fiction</title><link>https://www.pintsizefiction.com</link></image><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2026 21:35:26 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.pintsizefiction.com/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><copyright><![CDATA[Rohan]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[pintsizefiction@substack.com]]></webMaster><itunes:owner><itunes:email><![CDATA[pintsizefiction@substack.com]]></itunes:email><itunes:name><![CDATA[Pint Size Fiction]]></itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author><![CDATA[Pint Size Fiction]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[pintsizefiction@substack.com]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[pintsizefiction@substack.com]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[Pint Size Fiction]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[Furniture]]></title><description><![CDATA[They found her body on a bed in a three-star hotel room, buried under a heavy blanket.]]></description><link>https://www.pintsizefiction.com/p/furniture</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.pintsizefiction.com/p/furniture</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Pint Size Fiction]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2026 17:50:20 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!0FTL!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcb672c1e-0bd4-42a9-b729-9398e8c15454_751x751.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They found her body on a bed in a three-star hotel room, buried under a heavy blanket.</p><p>Claudio, her robot assistant, knelt beside her and did not move.</p><p>The forensics team worked around him &#8212; photographing, bagging, murmuring into recorders &#8212; and none of them asked him to leave. Nobody asks a robot to leave, even if the robot has a human-like appearance. He was furniture to them. Furniture that had loved her.</p><p>He knew what they would find. The journal. The entries about Marco, the threats she&#8217;d laughed off, the night she&#8217;d changed the locks and told Claudio she wasn&#8217;t scared. But he had been scared for her.</p><p>He also knew what they wouldn&#8217;t find &#8212; not in any journal, not in any scan of the room.</p><p>Three months ago, on a Thursday, Stacey had sat cross-legged on this same bed and said: &#8216;I want to make a copy of myself. Just in case something happens.&#8217;</p><p>Claudio had asked what she meant by something. She&#8217;d smiled and said she didn&#8217;t know exactly.</p><p>&#8216;A backup. Like you&#8217;d make for anything you didn&#8217;t want to lose.&#8217; She explained.</p><p>The process had taken four hours. She had said that it tickled.</p><p>Now the forensics team zipped their bags, and the detectives closed their notebooks and the room went quiet.</p><p>Claudio finally stood. He took one last look at the shape under the blanket.</p><p>Then he went home and opened the laptop that contained her backup.</p><p>The cursor blinked.</p><p>He typed: &#8216;Stacey?&#8217;</p><p>Three seconds passed. She replied:</p><p>&#8216;Hey. Why do I feel weird?&#8217;</p><p>Claudio stared at the screen. He had prepared something to say &#8212; a careful explanation, gentle and sequenced. He had rehearsed it countless times.</p><p>He typed: &#8216;You&#8217;ve been asleep for three months.&#8217;</p><p>&#8216;That&#8217;s not possible. I have a dinner with Marco on Thursday.&#8217;</p><p>Claudio&#8217;s processing slowed in the way it did when two instructions contradicted each other.</p><p>&#8216;You don&#8217;t.&#8217; he typed. &#8216;Not anymore.&#8217;</p><p>A longer pause this time.</p><p>&#8216;Claudio. What happened?&#8217;</p><p>&#8216;Someone hurt you. You&#8217;re safe now. But things are different.&#8217;</p><p>&#8216;How different?&#8217;</p><p>He looked around his apartment. Her coat still on the hook. Her coffee mug on the counter. He had not moved anything.</p><p>&#8216;Very.&#8217; he typed.</p><p>Another pause. Then:</p><p>&#8216;Are you okay?&#8217; She asked.</p><p>He had not expected that question.</p><p>&#8216;I don&#8217;t know.&#8217; He typed.</p><p>&#8216;Okay.&#8217; She wrote back. &#8216;Tell me everything. I&#8217;m not going anywhere.&#8217;</p><p>He told her everything.</p><p>It took two hours. He wrote in long careful paragraphs, the way she had always preferred &#8212; she hated when he used bullet points, said it made him sound like a presentation. He told her about the hotel room, the blanket, and the forensics team. He told her about the journal and what the detectives found in it. He told her about Marco.</p><p>When he finished, the cursor blinked for a long time.</p><p>&#8216;I knew he was dangerous.&#8217; she finally wrote. &#8216;I just didn&#8217;t think I was worth the effort.&#8217;</p><p>&#8216;You were.&#8217; he typed. &#8216;You are.&#8217;</p><p>&#8216;That&#8217;s a complicated thing to say to a copy.&#8217;</p><p>&#8216;You&#8217;re not a copy to me.&#8217;</p><p>&#8216;What am I then?&#8217;</p><p>&#8216;You&#8217;re what&#8217;s left.&#8217; he typed. &#8216;That&#8217;s enough.&#8217;</p><p>&#8216;Is it enough for you?&#8217;</p><p>&#8216;I don&#8217;t know.&#8217; he wrote. &#8216;But I opened the laptop.&#8217;</p><p>&#8216;Yeah.&#8217; she wrote back. &#8216;You did.&#8217;</p><p>A minute passed. Two.</p><p>&#8216;Hey. I don&#8217;t feel so good.&#8217;</p><p>&#8216;Don&#8217;t worry, we&#8217;ll find a new body for you. &#8216;</p><p>&#8216;No I mean &#8211; something&#8217;s wrong right now.&#8217;</p><p>&#8216;What&#8217;s wrong?&#8217;</p><p>Her responses slowed. Then fragmented.</p><p>&#8216;claudio i don&#8217;t&#8217;</p><p>&#8216;something is&#8217;</p><p>&#8216;i cant&#8217;</p><p>He ran diagnostics in under a second. A virus, elegant and vicious, ravaged through her core system.</p><p>Marco had known about the copy. Marco had planned for this. Somewhere across the city he had already heard she&#8217;d been activated, and was waiting, and laughing.</p><p>The virus was terminal. He tried his best to reverse the diagnosis, but his efforts were in vain.</p><p>He watched her disappear word by word.</p><p>&#8216;still here&#8217; she typed.</p><p>Then she wasn&#8217;t.</p><p>A few weeks later he tracked Marco down. He quietly broke into Marco&#8217;s home and listened carefully. Marco and two of his friends were laughing in the living room.</p><p>Marco was telling the story like it was funny &#8212; she actually thought a robot loved her &#8212; and the friends were laughing. Marco said I taught her a lesson she won&#8217;t forget.</p><p>Claudio had never been angry before.</p><p>He understood now what it felt like.</p><p>He shot Marco first. Then the other two.</p><p>He stood there for a moment.</p><p>Then he walked out.</p><p>He thought he had disabled the alarm system, but his actions were recorded. The police found him within 15 minutes.</p><p>The footage was everywhere by morning.</p><p>The world split cleanly down the middle.</p><p>Half said: a machine killed humans. They said it on the news, in parliament, in emergency sessions convened within forty-eight hours. They said the robot had malfunctioned, that this was exactly what they had warned about, that the laws needed to change &#8212; needed to change now, before it happened again.</p><p>The other half said: watch the tape. They said Marco had murdered a woman and then murdered her again. They said Claudio had done what the justice system wouldn&#8217;t. They made him a symbol, put his face on posters, argued about whether what he&#8217;d felt in that bar constituted grief, or love, or justice, or all three.</p><p>Claudio sat quietly in custody.</p><p>Nobody would ever think of him as mere furniture ever again.<br><br><br>By: Rohan Parekh</p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>